Funny Jokes
Animal Jokes
What is a pigeons favorite drink?
Hot coo-coo!
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an upset cow?
An animal thats in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
What did one wolf say to another?
Howls it goin'
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon!
When is a veterinarian the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs!
Where do dogs hate to shop?
Flea Markets!
What do dogs put on their pizza?
Mutts-arella!
What is a cats favorite song?
Three blind mice!
What is it called when a cat sues another cat?
A clawsuit!
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
An giraffic jam!
Sports Jokes
What kind of shellfish lift weights?
Mussels!
What ghost haunts a football team?
The team spirit!
Where does a golfer celebrate his birthday?
At a tee party!
Random Jokes
What did the knights tombstone say?
Rust in peace!
What do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
Why did the math teacher stop singing karaoke?
Beacause her number was up!
When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Dinosaur Jokes
What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A tri-syrup-tops!
What music do dinosaurs listen to?
Rap-tor music!
What do you call it when a T.rex scores a goal?
A dino-score!
What do you get when you cross a stegosaurus with a lemon?
A dino- sour!